If you go to Lone Peak High School, Riverton High School, or Jordan High School, you probably have noticed that the designs of these schools are almost exactly the same. This, however, is not the crazy part about it...
Chip Koop is the principal for Lone Peak High School, his friendly attitude, is wicked license plate, and his goatee have all made him county wide favorite. No big deal right?
Wrong.
The principal at Riverton High is also friendly, has a personalized license plate, and has a mustache and soul patch... Sound familiar?? There are probably still some doubters out there claiming that there are many people that have these qualities, but they are wrong and none of this would matter IF the principal's name wasn't Skip Skoop.
Some hard nosed, stiff necked teenagers STILL might believe that this is all just coincidence. Again, they are wrong.
Jordan High, home of the beet-diggers, is a great school run by a great principal. The principal is a nice guy who drives an Escalade with a license plate that reads FLOOP. Scared yet? The principal also has a mustache, goatee, and square rimmed glasses. His name? Flip Floop.
As you can see, this is a problem that needs to be stopped. There can only be one perfect principal and one perfect school. That school is Lone Peak and that principal is Chip Koop. All others who try to copy Dr. Koop and his great school are posers.
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