HUMAN PLAGIARISM

If you go to Lone Peak High School, Riverton High School, or Jordan High School, you probably have noticed that the designs of these schools are almost exactly the same. This, however, is not the crazy part about it...

Chip Koop is the principal for Lone Peak High School, his friendly attitude, is wicked license plate, and his goatee have all made him county wide favorite. No big deal right?

Wrong.

The principal at Riverton High is also friendly, has a personalized license plate, and has a mustache and soul patch... Sound familiar?? There are probably still some doubters out there claiming that there are many people that have these qualities, but they are wrong and none of this would matter IF the principal's name wasn't Skip Skoop.

Some hard nosed, stiff necked teenagers STILL might believe that this is all just coincidence. Again, they are wrong.

Jordan High, home of the beet-diggers, is a great school run by a great principal. The principal is a nice guy who drives an Escalade with a license plate that reads FLOOP. Scared yet? The principal also has a mustache, goatee, and square rimmed glasses. His name? Flip Floop.

As you can see, this is a problem that needs to be stopped. There can only be one perfect principal and one perfect school. That school is Lone Peak and that principal is Chip Koop. All others who try to copy Dr. Koop and his great school are posers.

PERFECT SUMMER ABS

While sitting on the couch of the Einar Schow home this afternoon, I realized that summer is fast approaching and after a quick evaluation, noticed that I was not prepared. Mentally, yes, I am ready to only think about women and money, but physically, no. We all need to get our beach bodies ready for summer. Luckily, the AB Sonic Electronic Massage Belt exsists, and will get you the perfect summer abs without any effort on your part.

The AB Sonic Electronic Massage Belt is the one and only true way to work out your abs while doing any daily activity. You strap it on and it works those abdominals to their finest. On the infomercial I was watching, the users of the product were WATCHING TV with this belt on. Imagine, if i was watching tv for 2 hours a day and I was wearing that belt, by summer I'd be ready to take on the world....shirtless.

See the ads below for more details

Kindle Wireless Reading Device

As many people already know, and many others want to find out, the Kindle Reading Device is simply amazing.

This is a wireless device that lets you download books instantly. It is portable, light-weight, and attractive. Just think about how many real books you could actually carry around with you.. Probably about 4 maximum, or maybe like 20 with a backpack, but that's just not practical. with the Kindle Wireless Reading Device, you can carry hundreds of books easily everywhere you go.. And that's a turn on.

Compared to the ipad, its easier to hold and looks way more hi-tech, which, obviously, is way more impressive.

Watch the video below to see all of Kindle's incredible features.

New Bloggers..

I've noticed lately that a lot of my friends and some kids at school have been getting knee deep into blogging. You know what i have to say about that?? AWESOME!!! If blogging were a fruit, it would be everyone's favorite! Blogging is the only true way to express yourself without being made fun of or anything like that. Facebook, Myspace, and Bebo have perverted the way we communicate and express ourselves. They allow childish games such as Farmville or Yoville.. What even is that?!?!? They promote cyber-bullying and misleading ads to be seen all over town! WHAT!?!? Well, until next time.. KEEP ON BLOGGING!!!